One daythe Caller: Arrey, you know the director of ‘Ganesh’ movie?
the Receiver: No
Can you find him for me.. ask your friends.. and then theirs.. and so on na.. plz ?
If u find him, I need to put a ‘Ganesh’ bomb in his ass..
(the ‘Ganesh’ bomb was the fattest and the most awesomest bomb in the paper-wrapped category that went out with the loudest boom.. this was 8 to 10 years backside from now)
Me groans diapprovingly.
Also find me the story writer..
I need to put two Ganesh bombs inside his.. but deeper
Loses it again.
I am fucking serious you hairy ass..
The movie was fucking 3 hours long.. nd they didn’t tell me b4 that is was a fucking kids movie.. nd the end was deep-fucking-ly conceptual too..
They also did not tell me it was a superman movie.. there are like 1000 little kids in that building who he makes them think that he is.. so fucking cute na???
I cud get thru the movie only coz Kajal made me fall in love with her... again.
After a detailed discussion - that included meticulous graphical detailing: for the purposes of ease of comprehension – of finer things like how her physical form in this movie differed from that in ‘Aarya-2’ and ‘Magadheera’ (which, as is obvious, is extremely crucial from a purely artistic standpoint.. nd sitting-point as well)…
and may be her acting too!!
i.e., after a good 10-15 more minutes of Kajal agarawal..
But bro, they don’t make those anymore..
So what? we need just 3 na.. we’ll make’em.
The day after ‘One day’
..we need 3 more..
Oh Gannnesh booombs aa..
Just in case they don’t burst
Why wont they burst?
WE are making them na.. not that I’m secretly used to making bombs or anything.. I am not a son of ‘seema’.. u see..
(Rakthacharithra reference – ‘Anantapur’ belongs to the region of ‘Rayalaseema’.. or simply ‘seema’)
nd damn.. I am regretting that for the 1st time in my life
Nd what if the remaining 3 wont burst as well?
I’ll seedha put hydrogen foils then tho .. no more shitting around .. no more ganesh bombs nonsense..
OK then, I’ll tell you when I find them.
You better do. You better do.
P.S. : This conversation sounds way more sweeter in the original tongue.